Ms. South Carolina's thoughts on education reform (and she should know.)

Chase Sampson's brain blows a fuse on Millionaire

I'll bet this guy often wonders why his fuses keep blowing every time he tries to fix a leaky faucet with a power-bar.

"That's the last stick! I can't take it anymore!!"

Luckily he didn't choose "D" as his answer, as Canada doesn't grant visas to people this dumb.

Lorraine Puleo wanted to be a millionaire...

Lorraine Puleo is:
A) Stupid
B) Dumb
C) Moronic
D) All of the Above

To be fair, she was thinking about a bulleted list, which frequently uses a circular black dot. Regardless, a bullet is not a period.

"Why I hate America" by the Mad Dane

The Mad Dane has a witty list of reason why he hates American. Reason number one? "Because they're so stupid." Well worth a read!

Read: Why I hate America by the Mad Dane

An Important Message Regarding Canadian-US Relations

Does Wal-Mart hate Americans as much as we do?

According to Mark's Daily Apple, the answer is a resounding "Indeed!" Check out his article "We couldn't possibly hate Americans any more (Love, Wal-Mart)." Nice to know we're not alone in our loathing.

Take the 'STUPID AMERICAN' test

Now this is a beautiful thing. This young man doesn't ask random questions about Canada, Europe or obscure historical trivia - he simply asks about those documents Americans hold most dear, namely their constitution and bill of rights. Also read blogger Donna M's comments on the test.

Talking to Americans part 6 of 6 (The End)

Canadian comedian Rick Mercer travels south of the 49th parallel to talk with Americans... who unfortunately talk back.

Talking to Americans part 5 of 6

Canadian comedian Rick Mercer travels south of the 49th parallel to talk with Americans... who unfortunately talk back.

Talking to Americans part 4 of 6

Canadian comedian Rick Mercer travels south of the 49th parallel to talk with Americans... who unfortunately talk back.

Talking to Americans part 3 of 6

Canadian comedian Rick Mercer travels south of the 49th parallel to talk with Americans... who unfortunately talk back.

Talking to Americans part 2 of 6

Canadian comedian Rick Mercer travels south of the 49th parallel to talk with Americans... who unfortunately talk back.

Talking to Americans part 1 of 6

Canadian comedian Rick Mercer travels south of the 49th parallel to talk with Americans... who unfortunately talk back.

Stupid Wrestlers

Wrestling, also known as "the soap opera for rednecks," is moronic enough on it's own. Here's some clips of what happens when the morons make mistakes.

Presidential Speechalist

A classic short starring Andy Dick. When the leader of the nation is that retarded, is it any wonder that Americans are so messed up.

Driving While American

This poor misguided citizen demonstrates why it is so dangerous to drive while suffering from the disease of being American.

We Hate Americans

Do you hate Americans? Wow! We do too! What a coincidence!

Actually, while many have identified the "Internet" as being the most important unifying factor of the global community, that assertion is only half-true. Hatred of the government, citizens and policies of the United States of America is truly the one thing that every person on the planet can agree on (outside of the US), and the internet merely provides a medium for the global community to engage in the free exchange of reasons to hate Americans.

We Canadians share a very special relationship with our American cousins due to our proximity and the ongoing economic & political relationships with them. We tend to think of America as our retarded cousin... we don't really want to play with them, but mom says we have to, even if it means getting covered in drool. However, that doesn't mean we can't make fun of them when mom's not looking! So let the pointing and laughing begin...