A classic short starring Andy Dick. When the leader of the nation is that retarded, is it any wonder that Americans are so messed up.
Friday, November 16, 2007
Driving While American
This poor misguided citizen demonstrates why it is so dangerous to drive while suffering from the disease of being American.
We Hate Americans
Do you hate Americans? Wow! We do too! What a coincidence!
Actually, while many have identified the "Internet" as being the most important unifying factor of the global community, that assertion is only half-true. Hatred of the government, citizens and policies of the United States of America is truly the one thing that every person on the planet can agree on (outside of the US), and the internet merely provides a medium for the global community to engage in the free exchange of reasons to hate Americans.
We Canadians share a very special relationship with our American cousins due to our proximity and the ongoing economic & political relationships with them. We tend to think of America as our retarded cousin... we don't really want to play with them, but mom says we have to, even if it means getting covered in drool. However, that doesn't mean we can't make fun of them when mom's not looking! So let the pointing and laughing begin...
Actually, while many have identified the "Internet" as being the most important unifying factor of the global community, that assertion is only half-true. Hatred of the government, citizens and policies of the United States of America is truly the one thing that every person on the planet can agree on (outside of the US), and the internet merely provides a medium for the global community to engage in the free exchange of reasons to hate Americans.
We Canadians share a very special relationship with our American cousins due to our proximity and the ongoing economic & political relationships with them. We tend to think of America as our retarded cousin... we don't really want to play with them, but mom says we have to, even if it means getting covered in drool. However, that doesn't mean we can't make fun of them when mom's not looking! So let the pointing and laughing begin...
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